monday - work.
accomplish some stuff, put stuff aside for tuesday. you're more productive on tuesdays
leave work - go to christmas party
get a hostile unwelcome from the host
drink beer to make yourself feel better.
secretly scorn the host for gushing about how huge the lemons are, "look at these!! they are the biggest lemons ever."
laugh in your own mind because she is holding grapefruits not lemons. idiot.
agree that the invitation to leave the party and drink more was a good one.
travel to destination. stop at liquor store.
drink.
drink
laugh
sing,
drink
play the Cello. [ yes folks, thats right, i played the Cello]
drink more.
Decline the offer of a glass of scotch. [ thank god i did]
Sit there and don't talk. you probably can not come up with anything intelligent at this point.
plot in your own mind about how you are going to escape the drinking.
when the time is right, bolt upstairs and find a bed to crash in.
sleep until 830 am. show moderate concern when you show up for work 2 hours later than normal.
be thankful that A] your boss is away on a course and B] you have a flexible work environment that allows you to come in when you want.
consume copious amounts of water. Do not worry that you do not have to pee yet. you might not all day. its life.
grab a greasy burger,
blog about your life
power nap with your office door closed over lunch
wish you did more work on monday....
and that, is how to have the best tuesday ever.
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