a man called SUCK ASS

god lord

and holy hell

last night i went to the Comedy Cave

and it should be named something more along the lines of....

This Place is a Total Dive and The Wait Staff have Zero Coordination and The Comedians That Are Brought in SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK SO BAD OH MY GOD SAVE ME

i can not even describe how un-impressed i was

all of them were soooooooooo lame

it hurts me inside.

i have never been to a comedy show that i didn't feel slightly entertained... until now

and now.

opener - dorky looking dude, lame jokes, except for one good moment about Jalapeño poop but i gave him the benefit of being the opener and this maybe being his first gig ever. maybe he will get better, turns out he was the only one with any material.

mid show guy - from Edmonton - great, a home towner... do us proud. instead all he talked about was himself and how he was so hung over and..
" have you ever puked so hard that you shit yourself? Man! i am so tired of being the ONLY ONE in that club!"

guess what buddy, except for the drunks teenagers in the back, you are the only one in the " You're funny" club too.

go back to Edmonton. BAH

and then there was the Headliner. he looked like that guy with a bit of a face lift
and he was, ugh, he was sick and appalling. he looked like he had a serious twitch, but i think it must have completely drug induced. like speed, or something else. either way. he was twitchy, rubbed his nose a lot, and was NOT funny.

his lowest moment was when he said something about a certain girl body part getting stuck between his teeth [ which had a huge gap] and the girl started to boot kick his head and it hurt.

thats just disgusting and appalling. not even a little funny. and usually i find crude humor to be quite good

This guy was a B O M B

the tickets were free.

but i feel like i will live a slightly less happy life because i had to sit through that.

Never again will i endure such SUCK/ next time, polite or not, I am walking out.

Sorry to all who came with me. I didn't know